oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

thecollectibles:

A Nightmare to Remember by omar samy

ailerose:

some agents of chaos i’ve gone to summer camp with:

• a girl who, every day, would choose a random person to follow around and sing the entirety of “hollaback girl” at

• a girl who sprayed half a can of axe directly up her nose because she was bored (and would have sprayed the entire can had she not passed out)

• a boy who stole a counselor’s frappuccino and drank the whole thing in one long sip because she said kids shouldn’t have coffee

• a girl whose lunch was always three whole vegetables that she would eat like apples no matter what the vegetables were

• a boy who refused to answer to anything other than “parcheesi” for a solid five weeks

acoolsuggestion:

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

fulice:

stardustparker:

ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her

i have great news for you

2aminmyworld:

fakehistory:

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

golfgalaxy:

yassmines:

golfgalaxy:

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

limitedtimeoffer:

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

roosadiaz:

god i love nbc(and b99)